RIP Aaron Hernandez’ Prison Boyfriend Kyle “Pure” Kennedy

 

Kyle “Pure” Kennedy, the prison boyfriend of Aaron Hernandez, was reunited last week with the former Patriots tight end, as he reportedly died on January 29.

It’s been a wild ride for Pure, the last person to see Aaron Hernandez alive. The son of a successful business owner in Uxbridge, Pure robbed a Cumberland Farms at knifepoint in Northbridge in January of 2015. Shortly afterwards he was pulled over on 146, but as the cop approached the car he started driving 110 mph back towards Uxbridge. He hit several signs and a guardrail as he got off the exit. He then tried to go back up the offramp, but his car was not drivable and he was arrested. Two days later he escaped from the Northbridge Police Station holding cell, and was arrested again after running through three people’s yards.

Right after his car stopped and he was about to be arrested her posted this to Facebook.

Kyle was sentenced to 3-5 years in jail for what his friends described as “some broke n***a shit.” It was there that he met Aaron Hernandez, who was already incarcerated, became cellmates, and began to have a romantic relationship.

After Hernandez died his lawyer Larry Army held a bizarre press conference in which he said that Kennedy believed believed that one of the letters Hernandez left behind was for him, and demanded that Hernandez’ attorney Jose Baez hand over the letter to his client. Pure also claimed that Hernandez promised him a $50K watch before he died, which would be sent to Pure’s family, but that they did not receive it. Army produced a letter that Hernandez wrote to Kyle Kennedy’s Dad, in which he referred to Kennedy as “Pure.”

After that we spoke with a man who was in juvenile detention with Pure when they were younger, and showed proof that Pure had literally sold his soul in exchange for a video game when he was younger.

It’s not clear how this will affect Pure’s legal standing in the afterlife, and his potential reunification with Hernandez.

Pure got out of jail in 2019, after which time WBZ posted an interview in which he described their first sexual encounter

 

“He told me just lay down, close your eyes and shut off the lights And that was the first time.”

How romantic.

He also released a letter that Hernandez had written, talking about continuing their relationship if they were both released from prison.

We could be together in the street, what would people say?

I just wanted to tell you this morning that I love you. You never have to question us. I will stop questioning you and us. I realized through our thing over the past few days how much I love you and how much I want you and us. Mainly how I want you [to] know what real love, real loyalty is, and to experience someone who is with you through all in life. We will have ups and downs. Times of some pain and suffering, but together we will make it right. I’m sorry for overreacting, but it’s something I have to work on, because I’m used to being done dirty my whole life.

I hope you have a great day, you will. Come to my door, ASAP. I miss you so much. You should be awake, knowing you sleep all f***ing day, LOL. I just wish we were cellmates, so I could at least kiss you on the forehead and say I love you. Then let you sleep while I make sure you have your coffee ready when you wake up. (Spoiled b***h!) I wouldn’t have it any other way. I truly love you that much. No words can describe it, nor will it ever, but I’m still stressing.

Still has more game than Brian Higgins.

Later that year (2019) we wrote about an incident where Pure filmed himself driving 160 mph on the highway and posted it on Instagram.

I don’t know what he died of, but I’m honestly surprised he lived this long.

Pure seemed to have no intention of ever obeying the law when he was released back into society, yet no matter how many times he was arrested he managed to avoid long term incarceration. He hasn’t had a license or a registered car since….ever. But it never stopped him from driving around.

He’s been charged with driving with a license more times than I can count. This included 2020 and 2022 charges in Uxbridge, on top of a 2021 charge for distribution of class E drugs.

In 2022 Pure was arrested along with his girlfriend Alyssa Kennedy in the small town of Princeton, after an officer saw him throw a duffle bag with a sawed off shotgun and ski masks inside it out of the passenger side window. When the female driver wouldn’t stop officer had to lay down stop sticks to deflate the tires.

In a twist I didn’t see coming, Alyssa and Kyle Kennedy shared the same last name because they were step siblings (his Dad married her mother, who was promoting her aspiring career as an auto-tuned singer and future pass around for the Hell’s Angels).

For the arrest in Princeton he had his bail revoked (from his plethora of other charges) and spent some time in the Worcester County House of Corrections.

Then he got out and immediately was arrested and charged in Westborough District Court with driving with a suspended license, after he was pulled over in Shrewsbury then hit the gas on Route 9. Police determined that a pursuit was too dangerous so they just sent him a summons.

He also had his bail revoked earlier in 2022 when he missed a drug test a few months prior.

He would do his 90 days, get out, and immediately violate the terms of his release before having his bail revoked again.

In Worcester District Court he had charges of violating an abuse prevention order in 2020, followed by drug possession charges (that got his bail revoked) in 2023, and yet another driving without a license charge in August of 2024.

In Dudley District Court he previously had two charges, but picked up a third in November of 2024 when he was once again popped for driving without a licence.

He apparently moved to Milford after finding his true love in September of 2024. The first thing he did was pick up another charge for driving without a license. A month later he was charged with receiving stolen property after neighbors in his girlfriend’s section 8 housing became concerned when they realized a felon was staying there with her two children, and they believed that he was selling drugs and driving a stolen motorcycle. Every day he would appear to hot wire the bike, leading to a police investigation in which they determined that the bike was stolen in August. Pure told police he paid $3K for it on Facebook Marketplace.

In November of 2024 he was once again arrested in Milford after a cop found him passed out behind the wheel of yet another car he was not licensed to drive.

Honestly, there are just too many charges, courthouses, bail revocations, probation violations, and surrender hearings to keep track of.

His latest girlfriend he was living with was Heather Cleary. Their relationship was brief, but filled with priceless memories groping each other in the clearance aisle.

Heather, who goes by “Yuh Mutha” on Facebook, seemed to be smitten by her one true love, and appears to be devastated by her loss.

And you can’t fulfill the ghettorific lifestyle in your section 8 apartment with your felon boyfriend if you don’t own a pitt bull that lives with your small children.

However, in a twist I was not expecting, it appears as if Heather has been feeding Turtleboy story ideas since 2017, and was actually the one who informed me that Alyssa and Kyle Kennedy were step siblings. She didn’t seem to like Pure very much, and made fun of him to me when she alerted me that he was in protective custody in jail.

 

As you can imagine, Heather is well acquainted with DCF, and this is not the first time she’s dated a felon. It appears as if one of the many things she and Pure have in common are that they both have at least 5 charges of driving without a license on their record. Obviously Pure was the ideal stepfather because he could get her kids to pose for pictures with what is most likely drug money.

As part of the courtship Heather used an app in November in order to pretend to be a victim of domestic violence on Facebook. It was apparently some sort of social experiment, designed to see if more people would respond to that post than her previous posts about how happy she was with him.

It appears as if the most healthy relationship Pure has ever been in was with Aaron Hernandez.

Anyway, I’m not sure if his obituary is parody, but it says he excelled academically, had a vibrant social life, was deeply committed to the community, was instilled with values by his parents, and made a positive impact on society.

But in reality he spent most of his life as an adult auditioning to be a recurring star on Turtleboy, went on a drug and gun fueled crime spree with his sister, constantly broke the law and did multiple stints in jail, and got scammed out of a $50K watch by his Jose Baez. It’s honestly a miracle he lived as long as he did, and he will be greatly missed as a source of content.