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Vote For Who Should Advance To The Elite 8 Of The Hadassah Bracket Of Ratchet Madness 2020


Voting in the Lorrayna Calle Bracket is completed and we now know which two ratchets will square off for a spot in the Final Four:

That HTTG vs. Weymouth Wenchstain matchup was a nail biter right up until the end. Ultimately I think we came away with the two ratchets we thought we’d get out of this bracket, and I look forward to seeing who advances.

Time to move onto the Hadassah Bracket. You have 24 hours to vote for which ratchets should advance to the Elite 8. In each matchup we provide you with a ratchet resume along with links to previous blogs so that you can make an informed decision.


8. Tinder Tunaflap vs. 5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey

8. Tinder Tunaflap

  • Pretended to be pregnant in order to keep a Tinder date she had gone out with just once from leaving her
  • Later faked her own suicide and pretended to be her father using her account in order to get the guy to feel bad for her
  • Impersonated a Hopkinton police officer and told the Tinder date that he was going to be investigated for making her kill herself
  • Falsely accused a murder victim’s brother, who she met in rehab, of strangling her and trying to kill her
  • Has multiple restraining orders taken out against her that she frequently violates using burner phones
  • Threatened to lie to the police about another Tinder date raping her if he didn’t continue to date her
  • Attempted to force a Plymouth cop to relay misinformation about her being pregnant to a Tinder date in order to keep the Tinder date from leaving her
  • Threatened the Plymouth cop when he failed to do so



5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey

  • Facing charges of indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, following allegations that she dropped her pants and slapped her bare buttocks in the middle of the street, to the alarm of 10 to 15 bystanders, including several children
  • Is banned from picking up her own children at school
  • Lost all four of her boys to the DCF fairy for neglecting them
  • Posted on Facebook that she wanted to murder her DCF social worker, along with several other DCF employees
  • Offered rivals a chance to fight her before DCF did a visit
  • Claimed that she fooled her DCF worker because “I’m INTELLIGENT and NO TATTLETALE”
  • Threatened anyone who called DCF on her in a Facebook post
  • Claim to fame in life is that she “never gave up any of mines (her children) over dick”
  • Posted a picture of her DCF worker, who was covering her face in shame, at a visit, and then posted the picture with the caption “F*** you Turtleboy b****”





3. Kim Nelligan vs. 2. Brian Dolan

3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus

  • Killed her baby by rubbing heroin on her gums in order to get her to take a nap
  • Speaks authentically in Newport Lights voice
  • Gave the newspaper the middle finger at her arraignment
  • Initially blamed the hospital and then SIDS before being arrested
  • Baby pictures she posted in memory of her daughter have crackpipes in the background
  • Has two other kids and all of their pictures together are in DCF visitor rooms
  • Made insane video after being released on bail and uttered the line “I’m not even charged with her (her daughter) death, I’m charged with allowing somebody who was using drugs to be around her. Endangering the welfare of a child.” Believes this makes her virtuous
  • Blamed her junkie baby daddy for the death of her daughter and then went on to become a lesbian



2. Brian Dolan

  • Abused his stepdaughter to the point where she ran away from home and into the arms of a Lawrence drug dealer who ended up killing her and dropped her dead body off at a Lawrence hospital
  • Never called the police to report her missing
  • Posted several times about the Bruins and other non-serious topics while his stepdaughter was missing
  • Other stepchildren also alleged abuse against him
  • Came on the live show (40:30 mark) and laughed several times when we asked him about his role in the death of his daughter
  • Wished death upon my children several times
  • Lied repeatedly about his daughter being driven to a friend’s house, when in fact she ran away from him
  • Called me a faggot several times and threatened to poop in my throat because I liked the Red Sox and Celtics instead of just exclusively liking the Bruins, because hockey is a man’s sport
  • Threatened to murder me at least three times
  • Asked me if my four year old daughter was attractive
  • Said that his dead 13 year old daughter was 13 but looked 18
  • Basically admitted that he beat his dead daughter for being disobedient
  • Put his son Nick on the phone who told me he was going to “skin f***” me
  • Never denied sexually assaulting his stepdaughter





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