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Ratchet Madness 2021 Sweet 16: Mac Sauce Region

 

Sweet 16 voting is completed in the Didi Region and we have our first 1-2 matchup of Ratchet Madness 2021 lined up for next week.

Monica Cannon-Grant is a freight train in more ways than one, and right now she looks unstoppable. But Bridget Huckins is pretty God damn ratchet herself, so we could have an interesting matchup here.

Time to choose the last 2 ratchets who will move onto the Elite 8. Read their ratchet below and then make an informed decision by voting.

 

1. Road Rage Rollins vs 5. Friar Tummy Tuck

1. Road Rage Rollins

  • Comes from family of ratchets and hookers
  • Ran for District Attorney on a promise to not charge 15 crimes, including 9 that members of her family were charged with
  • Brother magically got out of jail shortly after she was elected
  • Illegally used blue lights during a road rage incident with a woman who she threatened to ticket before blowing through a red light on Christmas Eve
  • Began posting on Twitter, comparing the woman she terrorized to other white women who called the cops on people of color resulting in their deaths
  • Went on the Howie Carr Show with Turtleboy and made a fool of herself, while telling obvious lies about what happened
  • Threatened to arrest a Boston 25 News reporter on false charges for broadcasting from outside her house in Roxbury,  
  • Said it was OK to act like this as a black woman because of the Capitol riot
  • Called the victim’s police report the “rantings and ravings of a white woman”
  • Supports plans to defund the police and has frequently criticized white women for calling the police on black people for frivolous reasons, but was willing to waste the police’s time by filing a false police report because a reporter showed up at her house to ask her questions
  • Was friends with Monica Cannon-Grant before she realized she was politically inconvenient

 

 

5. Friar Tummy Tuck

  • Got caught in sting and ended up being fired for stealing $4700 from grocery store where she was employed
  • Started a fundraiser because she had fallen on “financial and personal issues that caused her to fall on hard times.”
  • Except she was just on vacation the week before on Cape Cod with her chinstrapped fiance lifer staying in a spa, where rooms run you around $300 a night
  • Extended vacation there for over 2 weeks since she no longer had a job to get back to
  • Ran Facebook fundraiser scams raising money for cops, firefighters, and grocery store workers like herself
  • Has been scamming people for over a decade on Facebook
  • Fiance who just got out of jail put out a video today calling out all the haters on Facebook
  • Considers any chain restaurant a hot date
  • Has been engaged for 17 years

 

 

 

 

2. Fitchburg Incest Couple vs 3. Rhonda Rubbish

2. Fitchburg Incest Couple

  • Dude, he had sex with his Mom on the couch in his living room and his wife walked in. End of story

 

 

 

3. Rhonda Rubbish

  • Collects welfare and is rewarded for making a series of irresponsible life choices by living off the government and never getting a job
  • Has 3 kids with violent felon currently in jail
  • Live in a 3rd world shack that villagers in Bolivia would cringe looking at
  • Backyard is no different than town dump, covered in tires, wood, nails, rusty chairs, trash cans, and other white trash lawn ornaments
  • Lives in a neighborhood full of sex offenders but allows her three sons to wander the neighborhood barefoot in their underpants
  • Kids are denied food and basic needs from their mother due to her alcohol and drug addiction
  • Facebook page shows you the deplorable conditions inside the house, which she apparently believes is normal considering she posted them for the world to see
  • Youngest boy never seems to have clothes on, sleeps on a soiled mattress with no sheets next to a windowsill covered in dirt, and occasionally passes out on the shag carpet
  • Had kids taken by DCF Fairy shortly after Turleboy blog

 

 

 

 

 

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