Ratchet Madness 2021 Round 2: Mac Sauce Region


Voting is completed in the second round of Rachet Madness in the Didi Region, and here are the 4 ratchets who have advanced to the Sweet 16.


Three close battles, and then were was MCG continuing one of the most dominant performances in Ratchet Madness history. Can anyone stop her in this bracket? We’ll find out next week.

Now it’s onto the Mac Sauce Region. You have 24 hours to vote for the final 4 ratchets who should advance to the Sweet 16. As usual I have provided a bulleted ratchet resume and links to the blogs for each ratchet.


1. Road Rage Rollins vs 9. West Warwick Wang Stallion

1. Road Rage Rollins

  • Comes from family of ratchets and hookers
  • Ran for District Attorney on a promise to not charge 15 crimes, including 9 that members of her family were charged with
  • Brother magically got out of jail shortly after she was elected
  • Illegally used blue lights during a road rage incident with a woman who she threatened to ticket before blowing through a red light on Christmas Eve
  • Began posting on Twitter, comparing the woman she terrorized to other white women who called the cops on people of color resulting in their deaths
  • Went on the Howie Carr Show with Turtleboy and made a fool of herself, while telling obvious lies about what happened
  • Threatened to arrest a Boston 25 News reporter on false charges for broadcasting from outside her house in Roxbury,  
  • Said it was OK to act like this as a black woman because of the Capitol riot
  • Called the victim’s police report the “rantings and ravings of a white woman”
  • Supports plans to defund the police and has frequently criticized white women for calling the police on black people for frivolous reasons, but was willing to waste the police’s time by filing a false police report because a reporter showed up at her house to ask her questions
  • Was friends with Monica Cannon-Grant before she realized she was politically inconvenient


9. West Warwick Wang Stallion

  • Mother of 4 with custody of none
  • Records herself driving around with her friends while smoking blunts, taking jello shots, and singing along to sexually suggestive rap lyrics
  • Said she wants quarantine to end so she can perform oral sex on a stranger in the middle of a public street
  • Attempted to get her children’s childcare provider fired after assuming that a joke the woman made about the stimulus check was directed towards her
  • Makes declarations to rival ratchets on Facebook to let them know that they will not be able to fornicate with their baby daddy if she saw him first



4. Feta Cheese Freddie vs. 5. Friar Tummy Tuck

4. Feta Cheese Freddie

  • Juiced up old dude who owns shady Manchester nightclub
  • Presents himself as a wealthy playboy on social media, and always has a haram of young, loose moraled women who look like they are perpetually celebrating their 21st birthdays
  • Owes tens of thousands of dollars in child support to multiple but always has fancy cars and clothing
  • Hired a cleaning service to clean his new townhouse but never ended up paying for the 5-6 hours job at the discount rate he was given
  • Publicly shamed by the woman he scrubbed his disgusting toilets and then showed up in the comments section claiming that the reason he couldn’t pay was because of COVID, even though this was a month before COVID began
  • Doesn’t have custody of any of his kids
  • Hired bootleg attorney to send us cease and desist letter threatening to sue
  • Commented dozens of times about how he needed money from the government in broken English, eliciting dozens of laughing emoji reactions
  • Claimed to be $650K in debt
  • Sells drugs out of his club and avoids jail by being an informant
  • Posted that Manchester Police killed his unarmed father in a ploy to get people to show up at his club for New Years


5. Friar Tummy Tuck

  • Got caught in sting and ended up being fired for stealing $4700 from grocery store where she was employed
  • Started a fundraiser because she had fallen on “financial and personal issues that caused her to fall on hard times.”
  • Except she was just on vacation the week before on Cape Cod with her chinstrapped fiance lifer staying in a spa, where rooms run you around $300 a night
  • Extended vacation there for over 2 weeks since she no longer had a job to get back to
  • Ran Facebook fundraiser scams raising money for cops, firefighters, and grocery store workers like herself
  • Has been scamming people for over a decade on Facebook
  • Fiance who just got out of jail put out a video today calling out all the haters on Facebook
  • Considers any chain restaurant a hot date
  • Has been engaged for 17 years




3. Rhonda Rubbish vs 11. Brockton Cinderella Ginger Giznado

3. Rhonda Rubbish

  • Collects welfare and is rewarded for making a series of irresponsible life choices by living off the government and never getting a job
  • Has 3 kids with violent felon currently in jail
  • Live in a 3rd world shack that villagers in Bolivia would cringe looking at
  • Backyard is no different than town dump, covered in tires, wood, nails, rusty chairs, trash cans, and other white trash lawn ornaments
  • Lives in a neighborhood full of sex offenders but allows her three sons to wander the neighborhood barefoot in their underpants
  • Kids are denied food and basic needs from their mother due to her alcohol and drug addiction
  • Facebook page shows you the deplorable conditions inside the house, which she apparently believes is normal considering she posted them for the world to see
  • Youngest boy never seems to have clothes on, sleeps on a soiled mattress with no sheets next to a windowsill covered in dirt, and occasionally passes out on the shag carpet
  • Had kids taken by DCF Fairy shortly after Turleboy blog


11. Brockton Cinderella Ginger Giznado

  • Left food stamp card in stolen vehicle and got called out for it on Brockton Hub
  • Said that she did nothing wrong, didn’t know the car was stolen, and just did drugs in it
  • Multiple arrests and warrants, usually for drugs and shoplifting
  • Won an award for “the right to feel really, really proud,” and displayed it on Facebook like it wasn’t a participation trophy
  • Lost at least 5 and possibly 6 children to DCF, but memorializes them with one of the worst tattoos you will ever see in your life
  • Frequently posts in the Brockton Hub about how addiction is a disease, so it’s not her fault she blows drug dealers in stolen cars




2. Fitchburg Incest Couple vs 10. New Bedford Snatch Rocket

2. Fitchburg Incest Couple

  • Dude, he had sex with his Mom on the couch in his living room and his wife walked in. End of story


10. New Bedford Snatch Rocket

  • Has 4 children and custody of none of them
  • Videotaped herself handing one of her kid’s a gun so he could point it at his brother while a man got a tattoo in the background, and then posted the video to Snapchat
  • Baby Daddy Tyrell is currently incarcerated for abusing her and fighting her 19 year old son after a mishap at the Kings Inn
  • Posts glamour shots in the projects and videos of herself getting tatted up, but forgot to blur out the track marks
  • Posts inspiring ghetto quotes on Facebook, such as “Let that n word know that you don’t give a F what the other B can do for him AND you dont give a F what the next B is gonna do for him cuz them Bs could team up”



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