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Vote For Who Should Be The TB Ratchet Madness 2020 Final 4 

 

It’s time to choose which ratchets will be in the Final 4. You have 24 hours to vote for who should advance in each of the following match ups.

Ratchet resumes are listed below. I’m curious to see if the winner in a head to head tournament would be different than the winner if you had to vote for who you think is the most ratchet right now. So vote in this poll, and then vote in the ones below.

 

 

1. Lorrayna Calle vs. 3. Camel Toe Truck Girl

1. Lorrayna Calle

  • Assaulted, abused, and had a restraining order taken out against her by a 5 year old girl who she was jealous of because the girls’ father is her current husband
  • Stalked and harassed the girl’s mother for years, vowing to murder both her and the child
  • Made a fake Facebook account, pretending to be the girl’s mother, messaged Turtleboy with it, pretended to be the mother, and acted ratchet in the hopes that we would blog about the woman who had a restraining order out against her
  • Photoshopped a Turtleboy Facebook post to make it look like we had posted her DCF files
  • Sent us graphic images of the 5 year old girl she abused
  • Sat outside the girl’s elementary school taking pictures which she sent to the girl’s grandmother
  • Has RO’s out against her by multiple friends of the girl’s mother
  • Has sent me hundreds of graphic death threats from burner phone numbers
  • Vowed to kill mother’s unborn child
  • While under house arrest she violated RO with Spencer woman and was incarcerated for three months
  • Attempted to not answer the door, forgetting that she had a GPS ankle bracelet on
  • Sent TB pictures of a hospital, claiming to be on the floor where the mother’s new born baby was being kept

 

 

3. Camel Tow Truck Girl

  • Was the drugged out girlfriend of Josh Abrams, who drove around with him while he harassed police officers all over the state
  • Allowed herself to be prostituted by Josh Abrams in exchange for money so that they could continue to fill her car up with gad AND get Wendy’s
  • After Josh was arrested in August she used his YouTube channel to solicit over $800 in bail money, even though Josh was being held without bail
  • Found a new pimp in a local drug dealer who pimped her out to a man at the Encore Casino
  • Stayed in his room after their session was over and used his name to run up a bill of over $10,000, most of which was on sunglasses, which she live streamed on Josh’s YouTube channel while he was still in jail
  • Allowed herself to be whored out to a man named Julio while Josh watched in the corner, then refused to testify against Josh Abrams after Josh attempted to rape her
  • Immediately began dating former TBS ratchet Billy Baggz shortly after Josh Abrams went to jail

 

 

 

 

8. Tinder Tunaflap vs. 3. Kim “Relapsipotamus” Nelligan

8. Tinder Tunaflap

  • Pretended to be pregnant in order to keep a Tinder date she had gone out with just once from leaving her
  • Later faked her own suicide and pretended to be her father using her account in order to get the guy to feel bad for her
  • Impersonated a Hopkinton police officer and told the Tinder date that he was going to be investigated for making her kill herself
  • Falsely accused a murder victim’s brother, who she met in rehab, of strangling her and trying to kill her
  • Has multiple restraining orders taken out against her that she frequently violates using burner phones
  • Threatened to lie to the police about another Tinder date raping her if he didn’t continue to date her
  • Attempted to force a Plymouth cop to relay misinformation about her being pregnant to a Tinder date in order to keep the Tinder date from leaving her
  • Threatened the Plymouth cop when he failed to do so

 

 

3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus

  • Killed her baby by rubbing heroin on her gums in order to get her to take a nap
  • Speaks authentically in Newport Lights voice
  • Gave the newspaper the middle finger at her arraignment
  • Initially blamed the hospital and then SIDS before being arrested
  • Baby pictures she posted in memory of her daughter have crackpipes in the background
  • Has two other kids and all of their pictures together are in DCF visitor rooms
  • Made insane video after being released on bail and uttered the line “I’m not even charged with her (her daughter) death, I’m charged with allowing somebody who was using drugs to be around her. Endangering the welfare of a child.” Believes this makes her virtuous
  • Blamed her junkie baby daddy for the death of her daughter and then went on to become a lesbian

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick vs. 2. Josh Abrams

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick

  • Coached 9 year old son to lie about using allowance to pay off classmates’ school lunch debt so that she could fly across the country like a celebrity and raise thousands of dollars in donations from people
  • Isn’t allowed near her son’s former elementary school after turning a nationwide mob on them, and then threatening parents waiting outside for their children
  • Actively solicited donations while pretending to be a non-profit
  • Took in donations from Nike that she immediately sold online
  • Conceived her son in a brook closet with her counselor in drug rehab
  • Abandoned her daughter to be raised by her parents
  • Went to jail after cashing several checks worth over $10,000 belonging to roommate
  • Had to change son’s last name, presumably because she ran up bad credit using his social security number
  • Lied about her son’s deadbeat Dad dying from ALS in order to get free tickets to an Athletics game
  • Has sued over 20 people and lost every time
  • Viciously attacked the deaf community and sued a deaf woman who started a petition about her job as an ASL instructor due to the fact that she is not trained to do so
  • Is a recovering junkie
  • Silenced and terrorized members of the community who attempted to post factual information about her by threatening them at work and harassing their employers
  • Was investigated by the Napa Police and charged with 8 felonies
  • Created a Twitter account in her son’s name that she used to pretend to be her son and heap praise upon herself for being a single mom
  • Repeatedly sought out the media, celebrities, and politicians using social media in order to get things like free Super Bowl tickets

 

 

2. Josh Abrams

  • Unemployed man who lives with his elderly parents in Stoneham and makes money on YouTube harassing and filming police officers, DTA workers, RMV employees, and other gainfully employed individuals
  • Arrested at the straight pride parade for harassing the police and refusing to disperse
  • Was the only person at the parade who was rejected by the police, straight pride participants, and Antifa
  • Was held without bail due to pending unarmed robbery charge in Woburn Superior Court
  • While in jail was beaten up by Billy Tibbetts
  • Later read the incident report on a live stream, claiming that he beat up Tibbetts, while specifically adding language that was’t in the report
  • Set up a former coworker to be jumped and kidnapped after being disciplined at work
  • Intimidated the victim in that case in full view of the police
  • Abused a woman while pregnant with his child who he has since abandoned
  • Assaulted the mother of his child and kidnapped the crotch fruit
  • Told police he would not abide by restraining order
  • Parked in a handicapped spot days after auditing the Brockton Police for using a handicapped spot
  • Sold out friend and auditor Joe Orga at the Worcester Police Station, allowing him to be arrested while Josh walked away and followed police orders
  • Testified in front of the Worcester City Council about police corruption, plugged his YouTube channel, no one had any idea what he was talking about
  • Illegally wire tapped his probation officer who would not confirm on tape that Josh had passed a drug test
  • Was arrested by police in Seekonk for attempting to rape his ex-gf in a motel because she would not have sex with him after he forced her to have sex with a man named Julio in front of him for money

 

 

 

 

1. Bristol Blarney vs. 3. Nikki Evans

1. Bristol Blarney

  • Spent a year and a half exposing deadbeat parents and ratchets while failing to disclose that she lost all 4 of her kids multiple times to DCF, and gave 2 away permanently because she didn’t want to stop having sex with dangerous drug addicted men
  • Created a fake Facebook account called Aiden Blarney while employed by Turtleboy for the sole purpose of sabotaging a fundraiser that was her idea to begin with
  • Stole $300 from the company and played the victim when she was questioned about it
  • Formed a cult in a Discord group where she made up blatant lies about me stealing money from a victim of domestic violence
  • When told that I had information about her history she filed for a harassment order in a failed attempt to keep me from writing about it
  • Currently facing criminal charges in Leominster District Court for hacking into the Turtleboy Facebook page in order to write a threatening comment to herself in a failed attempt to violate me on a harassment order
  • Attempted to lecture a judge on how federal law and ended up making a fool of herself
  • Probably burned a company truck in a vain attempt to frame me for it
  • Brought a trio of ratchets with her to court, including a woman who goes by “Masshole’s Wife” and threatens to send mobs to 4 year old girl’s cheering events
  • After losing her kids to DCF due to hazardous conditions in section 8 apartment she made a YouTube video pretending to obtain an abortion while 6 months pregnant
  • Kicks dogs and repeatedly abuses junkie boyfriend, who she calls her husband despite still being married to other drug addict who abused her
  • Filed a fraudulent federal complaint with YouTube in a failed attempt to get me kicked off the platform for copyright
  • Neglected teenage daughter in order to work on YouTube show that nobody watches
  • Questioned by doctors, police, and DCF about suspicious bruises on her daughter
  • Is a “recovering” alcoholic and drug addict who got first baby daddy hooked on crack

 

3. Nikki Evans

  • Cheated on her husband so many times with coworkers and a Milford cop that it drove him to kill himself
  • Left him in a house with a loaded gun while he was suicidal
  • Lost over 100 pounds after her husband paid for her weight loss surgery, but lied and said that she lost it through exercise and dieting
  • Played Lizzo on repeat at his wake and didn’t dress him in his firefighter’s uniform
  • Immediately and incessantly used his death to gain sympathy for herself on Facebook, pretending to be a loving wife
  • Never told her kids that her husband killed himself in order to cover for her role in it
  • Started going out, getting drunk, and having sex with more men immediately after he died
  • Claimed that “He did what he had to do, and at the time what he thought what was best for our kids.”
  • Infiltrated Facebook groups for grieving women who lost loved ones, and constantly tried to turn the attention they were getting back onto her

 

 

 

 

 

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