Ratchet Madness 2022 Elite 8

 

Today turtle riders will decide who will be in the Rachet Madness 2022 Final 4. You have 24 hours to vote for who should advance in each of the following match ups.

 

5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents

• Never reported 5 year old daughter missing for 2 years
• Mom abandoned daughter to live in Florida where she “got clean” and made another baby
• Mom pretended to care about the daughter she hadn’t seen or attempted to locate in over 2 years immediately after she disappeared
• Mom started a GoFundMe and vowed to sue DCF for not taking care of the child she abandoned
• Dad was charged with abusing daughter, who he made clean the toilet bowl with a tooth brush
• Dad fought for custody and was granted it despite shooting someone in the face in 2014 during a heroin deal

 

2. Tony Branch

• Alleged Bishop who can’t provide any credentials that show he’s actually a Bishop, and shuts down public meetings when people ask him about it
• Ran for Mayor of Brockton and got less than 1% of the vote
• Allegedly had sex at his baby momma’s house with a 15 year old girl who was friends with her daughter and told her that God always wanted him to have a virgin
• Denied having sex with underage girl but Judge found these denials to be “not credible”
• Lost judgments to creditors and banks adding up to almost $100K in debt
• Owed over $42K in property taxes
• Had orders taken out on him by his own children, 2 baby mommas, and a 22 year old woman with a 7 month old baby who he let move into his house after meeting her online and knowing her for a month
• Told woman his name was Tony Shabazz and that he was 35 when he was actually 49
• Violated order by not turning in ammunition and was narced on by new girlfriend and charged after the police were called to his house due to controlling behavior
• Lost driver’s license for nonpayment of child support and attempted to sue the Department of Revenue Child Support Division, but lost
• Had an order taken out on him by his ex-wife’s former boss, after falsely accusing the man of having sex with his wife at the Holiday Inn Express in Braintree
• Sued this man for harming his reputation by successfully getting an order against him
• Has been accused by multiple women of physical and emotional abuse
• Was foreclosed on and evicted in 2018 but has been squatting in the residence since
• Declared bankruptcy in 2016
• Creates false documents, including college degrees in order to obtain jobs
• Attempted to commit insurance fraud, and lied about his income in order to obtain Section 8 vouched
• Was fired from MGH in 2015 for scandal
• Hides behind God whenever confronted with his past

 

 

 

1. Monica Cannon-Grant

• Charged with 18 counts in federal court relating to nonprofit fraud
• Committed unemployment fraud, along with her husband, despite bringing in millions of dollars to fraudulent nonprofit
• Spent hundreds of thousands of dollars earmarked for social services on Uber eats, nail salons, and vacations
• Live streamed her house getting raided by the feds, used her newborn baby as a shield, and had her daughter’s phone confiscated as evidence
• Vowed revenge on those who alerted the authorities about her grift
• Fabricated a lie about Mikayla Miller being lynched by white teenagers, then organized a mob to invade the town of Hopkinton
• Threated DA Marian Ryan, then went to the wrong place to protest her
• Helped raise $60K for Mikayla Miller’s independent autopsy, lied about shipping her body out of state, then never reported any results
• Made a video of herself shooting guns as a threat to anyone who questioned her

 

2. Framingham Feral Family

• Mother and her two teenage daughters followed elderly woman into Michael’s over perceived slight in parking lot
• Assaulted said elderly woman at Michael’s, destroying her 20 year old picture that she was trying to get framed for a Christmas present for her daughter
• Smacked the glasses off the woman’s face and wouldn’t allow her to pick them up
• Mother’s youngest daughter was trauamatized and crying throughout incident
• Named her daughters Brooklyn and Ireland
• Mother was all over the news two years ago screaming about police brutality because the cops entered her home to arrest her pot dealing son Gineto (Gino) Callahan, who she called for backup at Michael’s
• Media attempted to smear the police too, but that narrative was quickly debunked when it was revealed that they had a warrant and she attempted to prevent them from coming into the house as her son flushed the evidence
• Used this opportunity to do what every ratchet does when they get caught doing something bad and want to blame it on the police – start a dindu nuffin GoFundMe

 

 

 

1. Giannetti

• Filmed himself sticking a knife to his own throat and pretended he was being held hostage and coerced into admitting that he was a rapist so that he could use that video in court
• Admitted in a video that he raped a girl who didn’t wanna have sex with him, and said “some girls play like that”
• Ran to court to get a restraining order against Turtleboy despite making dozens of videos threatening to kill me
• Claimed in court that it’s OK to threaten to kill someone as long as you’re rapping
• Had to be redirected by the Judge dozens of times while attempting to explain why he feared for his life
• Claimed in court that I was going to kidnap his son and turn him into a transgender baby
• Repeatedly was directed by the second judge at the hearing to ask me a question while he rambled on incoherently
• Accidentally live streamed him and his baby momma as they attempted to get McDonalds high out of their minds
• Live stream revealed that they see their kid for an hour a day, wake it up at 10:30 to eat chicken nuggets covered in crack residue, she knows how to get people’s garage codes on her door dash route, they use EBT fraud to buy daily $15 cigarette packs, she’s a little bit racist, he’s frightened of her, and they’re both into fentanyl
• Got emasculated by his baby momma who has to work all day to provide for him
• Filmed himself smoking crack around her, which she was worried about because she’d have dirty urine
• Accused his baby momma of spending all his back to school money

 

7. North Providence Biker Mom

• Arrested for terrorizing Cranston drivers with her posse of losers in ATVs, and then assaulting a cop while her children sat at home wondering where Mommy was
• Filmed herself taking a massive digger while attempting to do wheelies on strike bikes in Boston
• Started a GoFundMe to raise money for her legal defense, after blockading a woman in traffic, banging on her window, and then assaulting a cop
• Later in the year she and her posse dragged a mother out of her car in traffic and beat her in front of her 8 year old child
• IG story has videos of her driving while smoking blunts, and promoting her Only Fans account

 

 

 

1. Dasha Kelly

• Pretended that she was the mother of another woman’s 3 kids in order to go on CNN and scam people with a $225K GoFundeMe
• Lied about being unemployed due to COVID in order to pressure the federal government to extend the eviction moratorium
• Failed to mention that she lives with an able bodied deadbeat who she made leave the apartment when CNN showed up
• Revealed to have had multiple evictions and twice tried and failed to sue the casino that fired her
• After getting caught GoFundMe offered to return money to all donors and she ended up getting sued
• Said that it was OK because she “feels like the mom” despite just being the chick who the baby daddy is currently shacking up with
• Began going on bizarre YouTube channels where she magically turned into the ratchet she always was by shitting on the real mother of the kids she pretended were hers

 

2. Braintree Senorita Snail Trail

• Dorchester hood bunny who “got out the hood” and moved to Braintree with her litter of children
• Went to drop off this morbidly obese and neglected offspring at school, but intended to confront administration, teachers, and students over “prejudism and racism”
• Vowed to confront 6th graders on Facebook Live inside the school building: “These kids be walking around here like they have some type of whatever because they’re white. Well I’m gonna be that woman to be over here and make sure they don’t have that”
• Confronted the school resource officer and principal in the main office and yelling the n word at the top of her lungs in front of children, before being removed from the building
• Almost ran over the crossing guard and was parked in the bus lane
• Called the principal a “white cracker,” before finding out that her car was going to be towed because her license was suspended
• In front of her kids she repeatedly used racial slurs and vulgarity, and even interviewed them and coerced them to say that their schools were racist so they could get on Fox 25 News
• Kept calling the principal the “bitch ass principal” in front of kids
• Contemplated beating up a cop: “It would’ve been f***ed up if I had beat the shit out of that cop, right? Maybe I should just catch a whole new case and beat the f*** out that bitch!”
• Forced kid to say he was being bullied, “Because you’re fat, right?”
• “The only thing they can use against me is that my car isn’t insured and I don’t have my license.”
• Went home for Round 4, which is 15 minutes of her swearing and complaining about how racist everyone is, and vowing to take over the suburbs with hoodrats
• Said that her fat son was justified in assaulting another student while her feral four year child roamed around the house in a diaper
• Promised to get arrested and go to jail in order to prove how much she cares about her kids
• Older son was killed in gang activity that she involved him in
• Vowed to ignore restraining order from school: “Telll me I can’t go back to the school? Well a bitch like me, I’m gonna go back to that school, and I’m gonna keep going back”
• Stated that “Those slaves fought for us, so we can read and we can write,” even though she can do neither
• Vowed to keep her kids home from school so they could “do their Google shit”