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Ratchet Madness 2021 Round 1: Didi Region

 

Here are your 8 ratchets who have advanced to the second round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness in the Biblow region.

Huge upset of MC Spectrum there, and the Ludlow sister may have been underseeded. Other than that no real surprises.

Time to decide who will advance in the Didi region now.

 

1. Monica Cannon-Grant

  • BLM grifter from Roxbury who once organized a mob to attack an elementary school for doing a presentation on the Plymouth Plantation which she wrongly interpreted as racist
  • Appointed herself de facto leader of BLM Boston, much to the chagrin of most black people in Boston who know she is a scammer
  • Teams up with Didi Delgado to get white women to pay her reparations
  • Made several videos threatening the Boston Police for arresting her family members
  • Threatened to have a black woman running for Congress assassinated
  • Accused Rayla Campbell of “riding white penis for a credit score”:   
  • Strong armed Mayor Walsh into giving her a free building to run her lucrative non-profit scam out of by saying she would organize, “45,000 mother f***ers to be on y’all’s front lawn,” before saying “f*** the police, f*** the police, f*** the police, f*** the police.”
  • Stated that “if
  • Refers to white women as “uncooked vagina”
  • Says that black women who marry white men are “melanin adjacent”
  • Said, “  
  • Claims to have powerful connections in City Hall which she threatens to use against her perceived enemies
  • Gets nothing but fawning coverage from politicians and media due to the fact that they are frightened to criticize her
  • Took in millions of dollars after the death of George Floyd despite not registering with the AG’s office or reporting any of the income
  • Raised several delinquent children including a grown son who she employs at her non-profit and is clearly associated with gangs and makes violent rap videos
  • Called in violent felons and thugs to intimidate peaceful protesters outside of her fraudulent non-profit’s grand opening in Hyde Park
  • Called BPD to file a police report against TB and other non-violent protesters who she threatened with violence
  • Held protest outside BPD headquarters demanding that the cop who gave TB the public arrest report be fired
  • Showed up to protest an hour late with body guards but was shouted down by peaceful protesters despite help from Antifa
  • Said police were lucky she didn’t want revenge for Breonna Taylor

 

16. Momma Meatloaf

  • Woburn single Mom who accused 13 year old boys of assaulting and threatening to kill her daughter and friends due solely to the color of their skin, even though her kid isn’t black
  • Freely admitted that she took matters into her own hands when she found out what allegedly happened
  • Did not witness any of this, took her daughter’s story completely at her word, and then hunted down a bunch of children in response
  • Teenager’s sister who she hunted down later posted video of Momma Meatloaf threatening to drown her brother: “I know my laws dude, this is what I do for a living. I will drown you if you come within 2 inches of my daughter.”
  • According to the sister Momma Meatloaf’s boyfriend was there with an ankle bracelet on telling these kids he wasn’t afraid to kill them all
  • Original post got her a lot of sympathy since she alleged racism, but after video came out public opinion changed so she went on Facebook and doubled down made it clear that she meant it when she said she would drown a child
  • Last year she claimed that her daughter got beat up by a boy on the bus, and she wanted to pull her daughter permanently out of school until the other kid was banned
  • Posted the emails she sent to the principal, vowing to call her attorney on retainer if they sent a truant officer after her, since she would no longer be sending the child to school
  • Threatened to assault the 10 year old boy who allegedly beat up her teen daughter
  • Said she wanted the post to go viral and contacted TB in an attempt to get us to smear the school and the child
  • School ended up filing a 51A on her because she wouldn’t send her daughter to school, and the Mayor wouldn’t return her emails

 

8. Jesse Clark

  • Originally from Charlton and in 2013 was ordered by the Massachusetts AG’s office to repay $500K to the 90 clients he had ripped off with his wedding photography business at the Millbury Mall
  • Publicized arrest prompted a fight with his parents and his estranged wife who had a restraining order out against him at the time, and he was sentenced to 60 days in jail and a mental health evaluation after he smashed in his mother’s SUV
  • Fled the state and started a new photography business in Nevada called Copper Stallion Media
  • Website includes stock photos that he never took and lied about being around for decades
  • Made the news again when he refused to refund a $1,800 deposit for a wedding he was supposed to be the videographer for after the bride to be died in a car accident
  • Groom to be left bad review on Copper Stallion Tie The Knot the page, which led to a threat of a defamation lawsuit from Jesse, not only against groom to be but other people who left bad reviews for them in support of him
  • After the local media did a report on the story Jesse posted on the company page that “life is a bitch” and continued to smear the groom to be whose deposit he would not return
  • Bought a domain named after the groom to be that included unflattering pictures of him and derogatory language aimed at him
  • Posted on company’s Facebook page, on what would’ve been the groom to be’s wedding day, that he hopes the man cries and sobs all day
  • Mother of the deceased fiance also left a bad review on their Google page, and the company responded by telling her that “you cannot get your money back, even from the grave,” and vowed to add her to the defamation lawsuit
  • After getting negative attention due to media coverage Jesse lied and said that one of his employees committed suicide in an attempt to deflect blame onto the mob
  • Renamed his Yelp page after the groom to be who he scammed and posted a review in which he called him a “butthurt phaggot”
  • Never paid several contractors and created multiple other companies whenever one company would get bad reviews
  • Insisted on Twitter that he was not the person who made all these fake companies
  • Pretends to be the man behind a world traveling brand called Jetset Jesse where he stays in luxury hotels and rates them on his website
  • Has social media pages including Facebook and YouTube that feature videos depicting glamorous, wealthy people doing glamorous, wealthy people things, and superimposes his Jetset Jesse logo on everything
  • Lied about being President of HemoAware Corporation, which he pretends is a non-profit that he occasionally tends to when he’s not busy being a “busy entrepreneur”
  • Sells a $21 poster of himself on Tee Spring
  • Has another website www.JesseJohnFrancisClark.com that claims that he went to Harvard, MIT, Yale, and the Massachusetts School of Law.
  • Lied about graduating from the Dudley Police Academy
  • Lied about being a lawyer and male model
  • During his “paralegal” career in 2010 the aspiring male model harassed an attorney via email and told her that women shouldn’t be admitted to the bar, who then shared his emails on a Lawyer’s Weekly forum, and even though she redacted his name he responded by degrading her on a Craigslist ad she put up
  • When a man named Noah Shaffer wrote about it Jesse Clark responded by renaming his modeling page “Noah Shaffer,” and said that Noah was available for noodz. He then announced he would no longer pursue becoming an attorney in Massachusetts.
  • Has since created a website defaming me with my name in the URL

 

9. Revere Cheesesteak Chimney

  • Caught on video in Haverhill illegally parking in a handicapped spot at a convenience store where she was purchasing a pack of Newports
  • Said it was OK because she was a Revere cop
  • Showed up on the TB Facebook page to clarify that she was from East Boston, not Revere, and said that everything in the blog was a lie in a long winded sentagraph
  • Vowed deformation lawsuits and blamed the guy who video taped her
  • Messaged the page demanding the blog be removed and sent a picture of herself using Snapchat filters in order to prove that she wasn’t ratchet
  • Said she knew people in high places in Revere and said we should ask about her
  • Posted on Facebook that she was TB famous but said she only lied about being a cop because she was nervous

 

 

4. Cougar King

  • Ordained minister and small town police chief married to a woman named Opal with two kids and two step-kids
  • Began dating a woman from Texas named Cecily, told her that is marriage was annulled and provided forged documents to prove it
  • Proposed to Cecily in November
  • On a Stinnett PD Facebook post Cecily noticed that a woman named Kristi Shaffer from Kansas had a profile picture of her and Jason Collier
  • Cecily investigated, found out that Jason had also proposed to Kristi, and reached out to tell her
  • Cecily and Kristi began trashing Jason in the comments and sharing nearly identical lies he had been telling both of them
  • Was texting the other mistress/fiance the entire time he spent with the other one
  • Asked Kristi’s father for her hand in marriage despite being legally married to Opal and Facebook engaged to Cecily
  • Kristi and Jason’s text messages (she calls him Hunny Bunny) show that they had set a date for their wedding, begun an invite list, and he changed her name to “Mrs. Collier” in his phone, even though he was married to a Mrs. Collier (Opal) and engaged to another woman
  • Blamed Kristi for “tearing a man down” who’s “after her heart, not body,” after she accused him of using her for sex
  • On one day he claimed to have put down $5,000 deposit for his wedding with Kristi, who he had known for all of 2 weeks, while simultaneously sending Cecily messages about how in love with her he was
  • Used coffee makers to get in women’s pants and was quite successful using this method
  • Told both women he was some sort of super cop who the FBI called in for special events such as the Nashville Christmas bombing
  • Lied to both women about being shot on a special mission
  • Logged into his wife’s page and pretended to be her after both of his fiance/mistresses attempted to reach out to her
  • Told the women he was willing to have his vasectomy reversed when they said they wanted kids
  • Multiple other women came forwards afterwards alleging that he had carried on similar relationships with them
  • Was fired, arrested, and went on Dr. Phil

 

13. Gloucester Pork Cumpling

  • At a public beach in Gloucester began simulating sex in several positions in front of horrified families with children, including skull f***ing
  • Told woman who asked them to stop to mind her own business
  • Told another man who asked them to stop, “I don’t give a f*** n****, I look pretty, what’s good? Yea, shake that ass,” before slapping her booty for the camer

 

 

5. Roxbury Rumper Pumper

  • Aspiring IG model and single Mom who takes copious amounts of bathroom selfies showing tittooes and baggy eyes that indicate bad drug habit
  • Started a fire in her Roxbury apartment that displaced dozens of people
  • Shortly afterwards she made a $10K GoFundMe for “first last and security,” despite the fact that Boston housing put her in a Holiday Inn until she gets a brand new apartment at no cost to her
  • Became upset that other people besides herself are getting attention and sympathy, even though she started the fire
  • To get people to donate she went to the house the next day to film the ashes using her Newport narrator voice, which included her dead cat which she left behind
  • Abandoned a pregnant woman in their apartment who had to fend for herself
  • Likely used all the donated money to fund her crack habit
  • Mom who lived with her is a recovering addict who claims to work at “the welfare store”
  • Baby daddy wasn’t around due to the fact that he is a crack dealer
  • Previously wrote several nonsensical and extremely ratchet Facebook posts with the n word in it about her baby daddy having sex with other women
  • Called out the new woman her baby daddy was boning and challenged her to a fight
  • Wrote post calling out baby daddy for knocking up yet another woman despite the fact that she stayed loyal to him while he was in jail
  • Sister who shared the GoFundMe is equally ratchet and has her criminal boyfriend Dequan’s name tattooed on her eyelid
  • While in the free Holiday Inn she live streamed her and another ratchet getting very drunk and using inappropriate language around several young children who were up way past their bed time
  • Child on the live stream said he was hungry and asked for food so she gave him a cookie and complained that her food stamps ran out and she was unable to add to her baby daddy’s commissary fund

 

12. Freddie Crackroach and Charlestown Chowder Chomper

  • Rival crackheads fought in the Charlestown projects, with one of them being coached by a vulgar man with very specific instructions
  • Throw the f***ing hook. Take her f***ing eye out. Take it out. Take it out with your thumb. Take her f***ing eyeball out. Kick her in the f***ing c***.”
  • Fight included haymakers, loose fupa, and several hoodrat helicopters
  • After his fighter was kicked in the face the coach jumped in the fight and yelled “Bring anyone down here for me and I will eat them for dinnah”
  • Coached the entire fight while ripping a butt and holding a bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag
  • Claimed that he was allowed to use racial slurs, “You don’t know this white n***er. You don’t know this one”
  • After the fight one of the women hit his mother over the head with a stick prompting him to hit her over the bed with his lukewarm High Life
  • Black kids watching fight concurred that he did indeed have a pass to use the n word due to the fact that he clearly had nothing to lose and thus could not be cancelled

 

 

 

3. Twisted Tea Bagger

  • Mother of two from Plainfield CT who can’t stop going out and getting shitfaced
  • Arrested for driving drunk and going the wrong way on I-95 in Groton
  • Dash cam footage shows her driving right by cop coming in opposite direction who was trying to get her to stop
  • Showed up in the WINY Radio comments section to defend her honor, accusing people of being mean while maintaining her evidence
  • Claimed she wasn’t drunk and was only doing what her phone told her to do
  • Claims the cops sexually assaulted her and demanded to be searched by a woman
  • Said that Ronald the Mayor of somewhere would be getting the charges dropped
  • Insisted that she stopped on her own while commenting under a video showing that she clearly did the opposite of that
  • Alleged racial discrimination because she is white
  • Said the cops gave her COVID
  • She was arrested 24 hours later for DUI at the Dollar Tree parking lot in Plainfield after driving erratically on the highway
  • Shamed again on WINY Radio with a much more grizzled and ratchet mugshot than the one 24 hours prior, and once again showed up in the comments section to defend herself
  • Came on the Turtleboy Live show against the advice of her court appointed attorney to reiterate that she did nothing wrong
  • Said she

 

14. New Bedford Indian Gypsies

  • Allowed teenage daughter to run wild around New Bedford for years, posting pictures on Instagram at clubs, drinking, smoking, and hanging out with drug dealers
  • Immediately started a GoFundMe the moment the girl went missing in order to pretend to be a loving and caring family
  • The man who kidnapped and killed was her aunt’s ex-boyfriend, and had been around the girl since she was 12, and probably had been having sex with her for several years. The family did nothing to stop it
  • Money raised to “help bring my daughter home” was not needed or necessary since the cops were handling it, and the likely pocketed the cash
  • Had been running away from home since she was 11, which the family monetized
  • Once went 25 days without alerting authorities that she was missing
  • Family claimed that the missing girl brought a knife with her because she wanted to rob the drug dealing boyfriend who ended up murdering her

 

 

 

6. Wilmington Wiggerzilla

  • Beat the crap out of his girlfriend and then claimed that she walked into his fist
  • Was called out by his own friends in a Billerica rap group
  • Deez hoes always be tryna make Tyler jealous by grabbing Cam’s baby maker
  • Tyler’s ho got upset about this and invited him inside under the pretext of losing her laptop
  • There was no quote on quote laptop, and the whole thing was a set up so she could start slapping him for allowing one of Tyler’s hoes to grab his junk
  • Refers to himself as “dudes with good dick,” and still still refers to his friends as “my boys,” and “gang.”
  • Frequently posts degrading things about women on social media
  • Father killed himself after murdering woman
  • Months later filmed himself driving heavy equipment while drunk, and once mocked the deceased victim on the show

 

11. Gloucester Gonorrheject

  • Started a GoFundMe after pretending to get COVID when she went on spring break
  • Showed up on our page with various declarations of innocence
  • Messaged Abi the Desk Girl and requested the blog removal form
  • Lost her kids to DCF due to substance abuse and not paying child support
  • Ran herself over with her own car

 

 

 

 

 

7. Millbury Snatch Hog DCF Mom

  • Notorious junkie who started up a Change.org petition to get her kids back from DCF with her drug addict boyfriend
  • Claims to have had a 51A filed against her but did nothing wrong and was the victim of lazy DCF workers
  • Said the DCF workers “go against her” and lied to the judge because they say they were there to help but ended up taking the kids
  • She lost one baby at 2 days old, which almost definitely means the child was born addicted to drugs
  • DCF told her that she needed to break up with Porridge Pedro in order to get the kids back, but she chose him instead because he’s a “good man,” and despite flagrantly ignoring what they told her to do she can’t understand why she doesn’t have the Irish triplets back
  • Believes DCF is plotting to sell her kids to child traffickers

 

10. Talbert Swan

  • Has made a lucrative career out of race baiting and is prominent on social media, responding to every tweet Donald Trump ever put out
  • Once accused a man’s wife of getting “injections in her baloney lips, implants in her pancake derriere, tans, and weaves trying to look black.”
  • Protested Nathan Bills bar for its “racist” dress code banning gang colors and do-rags, claiming this was code for “no n****rs allowed
  • Somehow has political power as President of the NAACP so elected officials seek out his endorsement
  • Unrepentant homophobe who published a book titled, “Closing the Closet: Testimonies of Deliverance From Homosexuality.”
  • Is on welfare but drives a BMW and a Mercedes, so he’s probably avoiding taxes, despite constantly criticizing Trump for doing the same
  • Frequently lashes out at “deadbeats despite having multiple liens placed on him due to the $82K he owes in unpaid child support
  • Went to jail for larceny stemming from a dispute in which he failed to pay a mechanic
  • Son is a rapper
  • Stiffed a contractor out of nearly $50K for work done repairing his church after a tornado

 

 

 

2. Bridget Huckins

  • Likely had something to do with the disappearance of Ralph Jean Marie, the alleged father of her three children
  • Has three kids with Ralph, one of who is somehow white despite the fact that Ralph is black
  • In 2014 she was arrested in Brockton for assaulting Ralph, and then stabbing a woman and her dog after the woman attempted to intervene
  • In 2017 she was arrested in Vermont after leading police on a high speed chase in the snow that required the use of spike stripes while she was six months pregnant, because she didn’t want to miss her appointment at the methadone clinic
  • Received a suspended sentence of up to a year in jail, and was put on probation but was arrested again after missing four appointments with her probation officer
  • Well known drug addict who has been racking up the Google trophies since she turned 18
  • Is a junkie who lost her kids to DCF
  • Within two weeks of Ralph going missing she was already dating a drug dealer and updated her profile picture and relationship status
  • Tagged the new boyfriend in a post that said, “snitches get stiches” while the father of her children was missing
  • Within a couple weeks she was in a new relationship she posted about on Facebook with yet another junkie
  • Despite the fact that she seems to have moved on to a new man, she still posts about “Daddy” coming home, which would certainly be awkward if he did, considering another man would be lying in bed with her
  • Responded in the most ratchet way possible to the dozens of people who accused her of having something to do with Ralph’s disappearance on Facebook
  • Allegedly had sex with her foster brother
  • While her husband was missing she was posting graphic sexual memes about all the blowjobs she’s given
  • Ironically posted about black lives matter despite the fact that her missing baby daddy was black, and he didn’t seem to matter much to her
  • Jokingly said in a text message that she killed Ralph
  • Was arrested for drugs in July and her friend told someone filming it that “Ralph died before she got with him, so…”
  • Got pregnant with the second junkie and immediately started a GoFundMe for the baby
  • Ended up getting arrested for selling heroin to a man who overdosed but still has not faced charges relating to Ralph Jean Marie

 

15. Gary Zerola

  • Charged with rape 4 times prior to this year, and still was facing one of those charges
  • Once laundered money for a former state trooper when she was a drug dealer
  • Burned money in front of a waitress at Sidelines in Salem, rather than tipping her, because he was dissatisfied with service and wanted to let her know just how little money meant to him
  • Charged with his fifth rape and was a fugitive from justice before being apprehended

 

 

 

 

 

 

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