Ratchet Madness 2022 Round 1: Guttermuppet Region
1. Calvina Strothers vs. 16. New Hampshire Deadbeat Tik Tok Dad
- Arrested and charged for beating her daughter Mikayla Miller
- Frequently neglected her daughter by flying to Chicago to see her gang banging boyfriend, leaving Mikayla alone and unsupervised
- Lied to the media by pushing a completely made up story about her daughter being lynched by 5 white teenagers
- Teamed up with Monica Cannon-Grant to bring a mob to Hopkinton to demand “justice”
- Raised over $60K with a GFM for her daughter for an “independent investigation” that she knew could never happen because Mikayla was already cremated
16. New Hampshire Deadbeat Tik Tok Dad
- previously convicted of securities fraud and sentenced to 6 months in prison for conning his son’s basketball coach into investing $50,000 into a company and promised big dividends that never came.
- He pretended to have a silent partner and a bookkeeper, and got several payments from his friend over months, knowing that his friend would never see the money again.
- His friend believed that he was wealthy and knew what he was doing because he drives a Maserati, wears flashing clothing, and was raising three kids.
- Made headlines in 2019 when boxes of printers were stacked up outside his abandoned house in Salem
- In 2010 he swindled two more people out of $10,000 and $38,000 investments. He lied to them, told them their investments were growing, and lived off the cash
- Currently owes over $18,000 in child support and is frequently delinquent
- Portrays himself on Tik Tok, Facebook, and YouTube as a loving father
8. Ma’Khia Bryant’s Parents vs. 9. Cranston Cream Machine
- Blamed police for the death of her daughter while taking no accountability for herself, despite the fact that her troubled child was in foster care and instigated the entire incident which was all caught on film.
- Never mentioned that father was involved in the fight, and both of them have a long and documented criminal history.
- Kept her daughter truant from school and then lied to the media about her being an honor student.
- Mom was previously arrested on domestic violence and assault charges
- In 2010 she was charged with domestic violence, assault, and endangering children. She plead guilty on an amended charge
- Dad was seen on video kicking one of the other girls in the head while she was lying on the ground
- After daughter was shot in an event that he provoked he yelled at the cop saying, “that’s my baby,” and “Is you stupid? She’s a kid!”
- Arrested after 2 year old daughter nearly drowned in backyard pool while she smoked pot in the basement
- Blamed her other kids for not keeping an eye on the toddler
- Got knocked up by a crackhead Baldwin brother who wears flat brimmed hats that say “MONEY” under it with the sticker still on
- Flew to Florida to celebrate her 36th birthday despite both being unemployed
- Spent her stimulus money on new tattoos
- Has judgements against her from creditors and was evicted in 2018
- Has arrests all over the state including a whole bunch for driving without a license, possession of a weapon, simple assault, and being a fugitive from justice.
4. Medford Quarry Queefhog vs. 13. Methuen Meat Mongrel & Mommy
- Hasn’t had custody of either of her kids since July of 2020 due to the fact that she’s a junkie/alcoholic with a long and documented history of domestic violence
- DCF created an action plan for her, which included parenting classes, but she failed to abide by it and was unable to reunite with either child in June of 2021
- Claims to have a job but really just has an Only Fans account where she sells disturbing videos of her fupa to lonely men
- Taunted and threatened another woman who she crashed into while driving drunk
- After getting out of jail she immediately posted on Facebook “next time I’ll have to hit ya harder, it’s a vibe”
- Used the crash that SHE CAUSED by driving drunk in order to get people to give her free Christmas gifts for her two kids that she doesn’t see
- Came on the Live Show and claimed that she was blackout drunk
- Said the drunk driving crash was an “honest accident”
- Drove after taking 4 shots despite being just a block away from her home
- Blamed the victim for not having her lights on (they were on)
- She had 4 shots before getting in the car but chose to drive anyway, even though she was a block away from her home
- Previously arrested for beating up a lot 73 year old man for his percocets
- Said she’s the real victim because her airbags didn’t go off
- Said that her and her friend Brianna were hunting down the victims for talking shit about them since the crash that she caused
- Said she had alcoholic amnesia, which made her unable to remember the crash
- Said she was depressed about herself, but not the “dumb bitch” she crashed into and could’ve killed
- After the show she was so upset with her baby daddy that she officially renounced their child (who she called a mutt) and claimed the baby was not hers, despite the fact that it came out of her, and changed her profile picture to “single mama of one”
13. Methuen Meat Mongrel & Mommy
- Adult son sent dozens of strange women unsolicited digital images of his penis for several years, while frequently using the excuse that he meant to send the images to someone else
- Did it so often that there was an entire Facebook support group dedicated to him, all telling the same stories with screenshots
- Pretended he was hacked when called out on it
- Threatened to call the police on victims
- Mom reached out to TB on Facebook and sent a link to a website called Turtleboy Frauds, created by a prolific scam artist named Jesse Clark we blogged about last year
- One of his victims also reached out to with screenshots of messages she received from Connie Miele last year, threatening to sue her for posting about his behavior on Facebook
5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents vs. 12. Winchendon Weener Walrus
5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents
- Never reported 5 year old daughter missing for 2 years
- Mom abandoned daughter to live in Florida where she “got clean” and made another baby
- Mom pretended to care about the daughter she hadn’t seen or attempted to locate in over 2 years immediately after she disappeared
- Mom started a GoFundMe and vowed to sue DCF for not taking care of the child she abandoned
- Dad was charged with abusing daughter, who he made clean the toilet bowl with a tooth brush
- Dad fought for custody and was granted it despite shooting someone in the face in 2014 during a heroin deal
- Puts water in women’s gas tanks when they’re in the store, then follows them when they leave and waits for their car to break down just so he can approach their vehicle and expose his schmenzer, which for some reason is tied to a rope
- Nuff said
3. Cumberland Custody Queef Parents vs. 14. Cambridge Hobosexual Hoodbooger
3. Cumberland Custody Queef Parents
- Swore at and tried to fight several 10 year olds on a Cumberland, RI playground because they were so offended by the children’s use of foul language
- Told a child she would “smack the dog shit out of you”
- Yelled “Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up!! You’re a bunch of trash, get out of here!”
- When another kid politely told her it was innapropriate to yell at children like that she yelled “Shut up!! You, shut your mouth! Now you’re getting me mad!!! Now you’re pissing me off!!”
- Did this all while their traumatized child cried in the background
- From Quincy, don’t have custody of daughter, and were only visiting Rhode Island on a supervised visit
- Infamous south shore junkies with an overflowing case of Google trophies
- Mom has been arrested a plethora of times for drugs, shoplifting, and armed burglary
- Dad once broke into a woman’s home in Weymouth in broad daylight, using a ladder to try to pry open her window. He took so long to do it that a neighbor in the crowded residential neighborhood had time to see him, knock on the door, and alert the old lady who lived there before she yelled at him and he ran away
- Dad had an outstanding warrant for OUI drugs at the time, and he got arrested on warrants again in 2016
- In 2020 Dad was arrested again in Weymouth for possessing Fentanyl and Adderall, conspiracy to violate the Controlled Substance Act, and motor vehicle violations. Except this time he was not the primary target, he was just a junkie who happened to be around one of the most infamous fentanyl dealers who was featured on TB in 2019 after being arrested twice in 2 months for selling fentanyl.
14. Cambridge Hobosexual Hoodbooger
- Caught stealing packages from a Cambridge apartment building in the middle of the night while wearing a purple robe and rainbow sneakers
- Seen in Boston a week earlier being involved in an amazing ratchet fight with his girlfriend in which they beat the shit out of a bunch of crackheads
- Girlfriend was previously featured on TBS and is the sister of last year’s Sweet 16 finalist Roxbury Rumper Pumper, who burned down her entire apartment building, then started a GoFundMe exclusively for herself. Adonis shared the GoFundMe
- Got married in Shaw’s brand sneakers and an unbuttoned shirt with no undershirt as they said their ‘I do’s” in what appears to be a funeral home.
6. Sayles Street Sausage Senoritas vs. 11. Taunton Pedo Magnet Mom
6. Sayles Street Sausage Senoritas
- Spent an entire day getting drunk and starting fights with their neighbors, necessitating over 20 police officers to babysit them and ask that they stop fighting
- Started an all out brawl with police officers while trying to prevent a 17 year old from being
- Complained that cops were misgendering them
- Held press conference alleging police brutality, led by mother of 2 boys who were arrested and attempted to stop cops from lawful arrest
- So called “Providence Pickle Poacher” Mom with previous arrests for domestic violence, driving on a suspended license, evictions, credit card non-payment, shoplifting, breaking and entering, vandalism, and drugs wrote “these cops ain’t s***” on Facebook after son’s arrest
- Body cam footage showed they lied about everything and refused to remain in house
- Providence Pickle Poacher ended up getting arrested 2 months later in Cranston for selling drugs with 2 of her kids in the apartment
- Mom is an alcoholic and drug attack with multiple DCF cases, and is reportedly on her second liver transplant and dialysis for kidney failure due to years of getting wasted while her two young children were locked in the house
- Biggest life accomplishment was once beating a DCF charge
- Previously hired two chicks to stab her former coworker from the dog track in Raynham that fired her
- Moved her children in with registered sex offender from Taunton who once met a guy on Facebook who turned him onto kiddie porn, which he admitted to watching up to three hours at a time
- New Dad previously lived with baby momma and her new wife after she became a lesbian
- Previous baby momma crashed into an ex-girlfriends parked car on purpose while shitfaced at 5:30 PM, attempted to pin it on her her new girlfriend, spit on the cab driver that came to the police station to drive her home, then got tased when she refused to go into her holding cell
- Outside of house is covered in trash
7. Metoothelah vs. 10. Liz Miranda
7. Metoothelah
- Got drunk in the middle of the day and followed a man to his Uxbridge home, rammed into his truck in his driveway, and then got out of her car and attempted to steal his phone because he was recording her
- Almost fell over because she was so drunk but turned it into a a nice little jig
- After being told that she was on film crashing into his truck she yelled “You know what? I don’t give a shit.”
- Origin of her rage began at Cumby’s when she couldn’t get over the fact that the passenger in the truck moved something on a shelf
10. Liz Miranda
- Began having a sexual affair with a man from Michigan named “Corn” who was recently let out of jail after serving a 25 year sentence for murder
- Used taxpayer money to get a hotel room in New Jersey so she could have sex with Corn, but told the public she was there to do research on criminal justice reform
- Was well aware that Corn regularly beat his pregnant baby momma, who she also threatened
- Had a restraining order taken out on her in Michigan, but beat it by hiring her friend Rachael Rollins
- Filed bill to end life without parole in Massachusetts in case she found another murderer she wanted to have sex with
- Had to delete her entire government Twitter account after hundreds of old tweets were exposed, calling people retards, and disparaging gays, transgenders, Asians, and of course white people
2. Tony Branch vs. 15. Gerry Gingivitis and Crackhead Julie Dicaro
2. Tony Branch
- Alleged Bishop who can’t provide any credentials that show he’s actually a Bishop, and shuts down public meetings when people ask him about it
- Ran for Mayor of Brockton and got less than 1% of the vote
- Allegedly had sex at his baby momma’s house with a 15 year old girl who was friends with her daughter and told her that God always wanted him to have a virgin
- Denied having sex with underage girl but Judge found these denials to be “not credible”
- Lost judgments to creditors and banks adding up to almost $100K in debt
- Owed over $42K in property taxes
- Had orders taken out on him by his own children, 2 baby mommas, and a 22 year old woman with a 7 month old baby who he let move into his house after meeting her online and knowing her for a month
- Told woman his name was Tony Shabazz and that he was 35 when he was actually 49
- Violated order by not turning in ammunition and was narced on by new girlfriend and charged after the police were called to his house due to controlling behavior
- Lost driver’s license for nonpayment of child support and attempted to sue the Department of Revenue Child Support Division, but lost
- Had an order taken out on him by his ex-wife’s former boss, after falsely accusing the man of having sex with his wife at the Holiday Inn Express in Braintree
- Sued this man for harming his reputation by successfully getting an order against him
- Has been accused by multiple women of physical and emotional abuse
- Was foreclosed on and evicted in 2018 but has been squatting in the residence since
- Declared bankruptcy in 2016
- Creates false documents, including college degrees in order to obtain jobs
- Attempted to commit insurance fraud, and lied about his income in order to obtain Section 8 vouched
- Was fired from MGH in 2015 for scandal
- Hides behind God whenever confronted with his past
15. Gerry Gingivitis and Crackhead Julie Dicaro
- Transient homeless couple who reproduced four times together
- Four children are currently in the custody of maternal grandmother in Virginia, but they’re trying to get them back
- Recently arrested at the Vernon Motel 6, where they live, for throwing a rock at another guest
- Despite not having their kids, a car, bed sheets, or a home, they have a plethora of unfixed cats
- Collect food stamps for a living, which they sell on Facebook
- Frequently have public breakups on Facebook over who stole whose drug money, and who called DCF on who that week
- Expected the Boys and Girls Club to play Santa for her family of DCF ping pong bills, and when she couldn’t follow directions she decided to smear the charity online by calling them thieves for donating toys to more deserving families
- Dad has has no tolerance for his “friends” who be acting like a bunch of “fake ass b**** n***as,” is working towards a sustainable career as a YouTube star, and doesn’t seem to care for black people much
